Field Fairies
My ol’ lady is all into world class soccer. Specifically, Mexican Futbol. And of course she has to watch it on KMEX. Here’s a small sample of what I gotta listen to:
The guy in the background keeps repeating “Errores! Errores!” Which means it was all an error and not a goal after all. Drives me nuts.
I didn’t really mind it that bad until this year, though. Now while the above racket was bad enough, the 2010 World Cup has brought us this new South African melody:
Please, Momma! Can you watch that crap with the sound turned off? Thanks for ruining the World Cup? Just a bunch of field fairies, anyway. Nothing I’d toot my horn about. – Submitted Pancho de la Mancha – Rancho Cucamonga, CA
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I'm upset with my neighbor who is still mad at me for chasing away his yapping dog. I had the flu and a headache and I couldn't take it any more.
I think my neighbor's teenage son has a lot of nerve for sneaking my teenage daughter into his bedroom in the middle of the night.
I'm waiting for the person who keeps stealing my Sunday Morning paper - in the bushes with a shotgun...
It burns me up that iced tea in Northern restaurants is never sweetened. We shouldn't offer Yankees unsweetened tea in our Southern restaurants.
I can't stand those two American Picker guys that come on the Discovery Channel after Pawn Stars. They should run two episodes of Pawn Stars in a row and get rid of those two losers.
Why do we celebrate Independence Day when we are so dependent on our government?
Many thanks to the businesses who leave their neon "open" sign on when they're closed. I always feel like such an idiot when I walk into their locked doors.
Q: Do you know what really burns my tail?
A: A flame about three feet high.
Thu, Jul 22, 2010
Soccer, Sports