Neighborly Pest
Tue, Jul 20, 2010
Every time I go outside to do something this neighbor shows up and want to chat about nothing. Never offers to help with whatever I happen to be doing. How about next time “do you need a hand?” ? Sure would be nice. – Timbo
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I'm upset with my neighbor who is still mad at me for chasing away his yapping dog. I had the flu and a headache and I couldn't take it any more.
I think my neighbor's teenage son has a lot of nerve for sneaking my teenage daughter into his bedroom in the middle of the night.
I'm waiting for the person who keeps stealing my Sunday Morning paper - in the bushes with a shotgun...
It burns me up that iced tea in Northern restaurants is never sweetened. We shouldn't offer Yankees unsweetened tea in our Southern restaurants.
I can't stand those two American Picker guys that come on the Discovery Channel after Pawn Stars. They should run two episodes of Pawn Stars in a row and get rid of those two losers.
Why do we celebrate Independence Day when we are so dependent on our government?
Many thanks to the businesses who leave their neon "open" sign on when they're closed. I always feel like such an idiot when I walk into their locked doors.
Q: Do you know what really burns my tail?
A: A flame about three feet high.



Maybe if you offered him a beer? Then he might feel obligated to lend a hand…
Start talking politics or religion then take the side opposite him. Then he will see what grouch you are and stay away.
I know- how do you get these losers to go away without being a jerk??