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Hell, I love the Federal Government!

Tue, Jul 20, 2010

Government

All these politicians want to give me back my freedom and protect me from the federal government.  I receive social security and medicare.  I drive on federal highways and the government insures that my beer and sardines are pure.  Hell, I love the federal government!

-Submitted by Mendell Walker

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2 Responses to “Hell, I love the Federal Government!”

  1. admin says:

    A bitchin’ Marine is a happy Marine.

  2. Bo Weevil says:

    Yeah! Where’s my stimulus check? I done voted for Obama four times and I still ain’t seen it.

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