Traffic Ticket
I am PISSED off at that stoopid Traffic Camera that sent me a ticket! HOW can a camera judge if you ran a red light? Orwell called this day when machines decide our FATE!! Hail 1984 BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING NOW MORE THAN NEVER!!
TYPE in GOOGLE!! HA! they are WATCHING!!
Call me PARANOID_ BUT it Makes Sense- All the DATA goes somewhere????
Watch yer Back- Submitted by Belly – from the City Beautiful




I'm upset with my neighbor who is still mad at me for chasing away his yapping dog. I had the flu and a headache and I couldn't take it any more.
I think my neighbor's teenage son has a lot of nerve for sneaking my teenage daughter into his bedroom in the middle of the night.
I'm waiting for the person who keeps stealing my Sunday Morning paper - in the bushes with a shotgun...
It burns me up that iced tea in Northern restaurants is never sweetened. We shouldn't offer Yankees unsweetened tea in our Southern restaurants.
I can't stand those two American Picker guys that come on the Discovery Channel after Pawn Stars. They should run two episodes of Pawn Stars in a row and get rid of those two losers.
Why do we celebrate Independence Day when we are so dependent on our government?
Many thanks to the businesses who leave their neon "open" sign on when they're closed. I always feel like such an idiot when I walk into their locked doors.
Q: Do you know what really burns my tail?
A: A flame about three feet high.



Speed up at home. Slow down on the highway.
Hey COP, you can’t threaten ME! I ran a red light dummy.. OOPS< DID I just incriminate myself?? Darnit! see you in court 🙁